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Old Apr 19, 2007, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #1
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Talking Exuses u wud giv if ur parents banned u from GW

Just suppose that you did something...really bad...and ur *parents* banned u from GW or the computer all together.

What exuses would u give in your defense?

Have fun!
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #2
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its either GUILD WARS OR PORN!!! lol, that would diffinitely not work but it would be funny
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #3
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Lol. here's mine. If you dont let me play again. My guildies are gonna figure out wat happened and show up at the house. Do you really want that?
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #4
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Well for you anyway, you could say Guild Wars is helping to teach you how to spell.
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 11:49 PM // 23:49   #5
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Guild Wars was the devil!!
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Old Apr 19, 2007, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #6
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You could say that Guildwars is teaching you leadership skills that you could use in RL. you know guild leader or officer experience.
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #7
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id say "since im addicted to GW and you make me quit ill have to pick up something else to be addicted to. How much are cigaretes going for now?"
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 12:33 AM // 00:33   #8
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Well for you anyway, you could say Guild Wars is helping to teach you how to spell.
Yeah, I'd use that excuse if I was the OP. Unless his parents don't care about english. >.>
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #9
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GW Teaches me about the Trade! and im a really good farmer ...

when i grow up i could become rich

now let me back on gw!
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 12:44 AM // 00:44   #10
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My brother (whose account I use) actually did ban me since I got a bunch of C's on my last card. Thing was, my school doesn't give credit for work done while suspended, and our first offense is 10 days. I hit someone with a freaking paper plate and got 10 days! Anyway, my excuse is that it's not my fault my school doesn't give credit, since I did all of the work.
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #11
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Simple Solution: Move out

Complex Solution: Get kicked out in the most awesome way ever, it must involve a cannon, a hippo, two pools of jello and a stampede of half chicken half monkeys... the rest is up to your imagination
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #12
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Put booby traps everywhere, and when each one goes off a little note pops out saying "Let me play guild wars". The bucket of acid on the door trick is always good.
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 01:08 PM // 13:08   #13
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"But I'm forty-two!"

Guess the reference!
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 05:03 AM // 05:03   #14
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Say you want to be a girl IRL instead of a boy, and GuildWars is the only way you can feel happy besides getting a sex change.

I win :P
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Old Apr 23, 2007, 04:12 AM // 04:12   #15
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That plan may also cause emotional scaring to those around you, which is an extra 50 bonus points.
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Old Apr 23, 2007, 01:01 PM // 13:01   #16
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I would suggest not complaining at all. That would send your parent(s) the message that you don't care about losing access to GW.

So next time you screw up, they are less likely to choose that as a punishment. Trying to get out of a current punishment is useless; Think ahead.
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Old Apr 23, 2007, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #17
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I would suggest not complaining at all. That would send your parent(s) the message that you don't care about losing access to GW.

So next time you screw up, they are less likely to choose that as a punishment. Trying to get out of a current punishment is useless; Think ahead.
No. The fact that ur on for 4 hours a day when ur not banned is enough to make that the main candidate for punishment. But suppose the punishment was for an offense that was related to guild wars?
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:32 PM // 14:32   #18
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I would suggest not complaining at all. That would send your parent(s) the message that you don't care about losing access to GW.

So next time you screw up, they are less likely to choose that as a punishment. Trying to get out of a current punishment is useless; Think ahead.
Agree with u even know im moving out soon best way is to just say like ohh well thats not that bad of a punishment then go couple days not going on it next time u do something wrong they will punish u on something else and Guild wars will b playable

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Old Apr 26, 2007, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #19
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Go for a smoke-screen. Tell them you have secretly been smoking...40 a day. Then ask for their help and support to quit and that will be the perfect diversion :P

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Old Apr 26, 2007, 09:44 PM // 21:44   #20
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I learned how to socialize on there
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